Jenna Jameson’s Retiring

 Jenna Jameson is closing shop… and it’s about darn time. The radically nipped and tucked porn star is retiring from the business of naughty-movie making. She revealed at the Adult Video News Awards: “I will never, ever, ever spread my legs again in this industry again.

 Ever!" This should come as good news to fans, considering the fact that since dropping a hoard of weight, plumping her lips and removing her DD implants, she’s been looking a little more like an alien/raisin love child.