Amii Grove — Rear-view mirror

"If we hadn’t ended, I would have
cut his willy off for non-stop 
cheating!"

Full name: Amii Ann Jean Grove

DOB: September 5, 1985

Place of birth: Solihull, West Midlands, England

Occupation: Glamour model, Ex-WAG

• In 2004 she won the title of ‘Miss Bikini World’.
• She used to be engaged to Liverpool footballer Jermaine Pennant. She isn’t anymore, for various reasons (see quote).
• She tried to sell her engagement ring on eBay. It cost £32,000 and failed to shift three times.
• Never mind though, movie stardom awaits - her first part is an appearance in the 2011 Natalie Portman film Your Highness.

As nicknames go ‘The Bum From Brum’ is a bit of a double-edged sword. Yes, in one light you’ve had the exquisiteness of your rear noted, but in another, you sound like a tramp from the midlands. After taking just one look at Miss Grove it’s most definitely the former. She’s hot. And in most cases, half-naked.

In fact, she values her posterior so much that she paid an extra £400 to have heated seats installed in her new Mercedes. (A Mercedes that her ex-boyfriend Jermaine Pennant then traded in to finance his new Ferrari). You can’t be too good to your bum, it seems – but with Amii, can you blame her? Answer: no. No you can’t.