Keeley Hazell


"If I'm swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I'm not bothered and carry on."

Full name: Keeley Rebecca Hazell

DOB: November 22, 1984

Place of birth: Lewisham, London, England

Occupation: Kentish melon farmer

Despite consistently making the top five in FHM's 100 Sexiest list, Keeley Hazell has never nabbed the top spot.
Her 2008 calendar topped Amazon.com's best-seller list.
She's posed naked for PETA, saying: "Once you learn how the fur trade treats animals, it's impossible to think of wearing fur as sexy or glamorous."
She's also a keen environmentalist, and was hailed a “hero” by the Conservatives in 2006. Amen to that.

After winning The Sun's Page 3 Idol contest back in December 2004, Keeley Hazell promptly took the nation by storm. The nation’s favourite pair of boobs were regularly unleashed in numerous eye-popping photo shoots and often squeezed into too small-lingerie.

Few glamour models from topless Page 3 beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Keeley Hazell. She even released a single called 'Voyeur' in 2008, while search engine Bing listed her as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2009; no doubt the words 'topless', 'boobs' and 'breasts' accompany her name in almost every search. While she has refused to pose in Playboy, a certain sex tape featuring Keeley and then boyfriend Lloyd Miller was leaked to perhaps the most eagerly awaiting audience of all time back in 2007. We’ve seen all we need to see then.

Keeley Hazell’s fantastic assets have landed her no fewer than four FHM cover shoots, and she's been a fixture in the top five of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World - although (surprisingly) she's never clinched the title. She could perhaps lay claim to the Sexiest Woman Never to Have Won, but time is certainly on her side. To make up for the collection of bronze and silver medals, she did manage to take Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies title home twice in the mid Noughties, which seems more than an appropriate decade for victory.