Hot Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post]

- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. [TooFab]

- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Harrison Ford used the words “fucking idiot” near the words “Shia LaBeouf.” [FilmDrunk]

- Wanna see Miley Cyrus‘ nipple on Twitter? [Hollywood Tuna]

- No? How bout Kirsten Dunst’s vagina? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Working can suck sometimes. [theCHIVE]

- But being Julia Roberts‘ sister sucks all the time. [Celebslam]

- Jada Pinkett-Smith put her rockstar dreams on hold for her family. Wait, what? [Bossip]

- Kate Upton ‘trying everything’ in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Lonely Island will kill you. [Heavy]

- Ashton Kutcher really hates prostitutes. [BuzzFeed]

- 4th of July Survival Guide which is useful especially if you’re shooting bottle rockets up someone’s ass. [Maxim]

- 25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports that you’ll act like you didn’t notice until your wife points them out in disgust and you shake your head and say “What a whore.” (Theoretically speaking, of course.) [Bleacher Report]