Weston Cage’s Wife is Pregnant, Admits Drinking Night She Kicked His Ass

Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she’s pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don’t worry, they’re already back in rehab. TMZ reports:

Williams released a statement saying … “I did drink the night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.”
Williams says both she and Weston are back in rehab together — adding, “We are not pressing charges against each other and we are working through our issues. We love each other very much.”
As for the altercation, Nikki explains, “Weston and I did get physical with one another and he did not hit me in the face.”
Williams concludes, “We may be passionate, but we are not crazy.”

You know when you don’t get to say you aren’t crazy? When both you and your husband are already in a 24/7 counseling facility after just three months of marriage because you stabbed him with a fucking wine bottle as he sloppily tried to land a Shaolin crane punch – But not in the face! – on you because he’s an epic warrior of might and magic who only looks like he folds like a deck of cards at the slightest attack. That’s almost the exact definition of crazy if Webster would’ve listened to me instead of being a fancy little pussy. “Full of cracks or flaws.” Ooh, break out the non-boxed-wine and cheese, the King of England’s spoken.

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